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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 11:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Then came..